New year is approaching and we know that nothing is complete without fun.So thus to make your day a little more enjoyable here we have compile some funny new year joke which will certainly make your laugh.So start reading our I must say star laughing.Also don't forget to share with these happy new year jokes to your friends and family.Let them also enjoy these new year funny jokes.
On Black Friday, A boy with a hot girl went to a jewelers.
He chose a ring of 10000$.
Girl felt like being in heaven.
Boy gave a cheque & said:
I’ll collect the ring on monday after the cheque is cleared.
On M’day jeweler called: There’s no
money in ur a/c.
Boy: I know, but can U imagine what a weekend I had.
Families are complicated enough, but things became even more confusing after my father decided to get married to my brother's mother-in-law.
"Now I can't make up my mind whether he's my dad or my father-in- law," says my brother, "
or if my mother-in-law is now my stepmother,
or whether my child is my daughter or my niece.
Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and,
ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.
New year jokes and riddles
A young man at a New Year’s party turns to his friend and asks for a cigarette.
'I thought you made a New Year’s resolution to quit smoking,' his friend says.
'I'm in the process of quitting,' the man says.
'Right now, I am in the middle of phase one.'
'What's phase one?'
'I've quit buying.'
On New Year's Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home.
As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. 'What are you doing out here at four o'clock in the morning?' asked the police officer.
'I'm on my way to a lecture,' answered Roger.
'And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time on New Year's Eve?' enquired the constable sarcastically.
'My wife,' slurred Daniel grimly.
'I thought you made a New Year’s resolution to quit smoking,' his friend says.
'I'm in the process of quitting,' the man says.
'Right now, I am in the middle of phase one.'
'What's phase one?'
'I've quit buying.'
On New Year's Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home.
As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. 'What are you doing out here at four o'clock in the morning?' asked the police officer.
'I'm on my way to a lecture,' answered Roger.
'And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time on New Year's Eve?' enquired the constable sarcastically.
'My wife,' slurred Daniel grimly.
On Black Friday, A boy with a hot girl went to a jewelers.
He chose a ring of 10000$.
Girl felt like being in heaven.
Boy gave a cheque & said:
I’ll collect the ring on monday after the cheque is cleared.
On M’day jeweler called: There’s no
money in ur a/c.
Boy: I know, but can U imagine what a weekend I had.
Families are complicated enough, but things became even more confusing after my father decided to get married to my brother's mother-in-law.
"Now I can't make up my mind whether he's my dad or my father-in- law," says my brother, "
or if my mother-in-law is now my stepmother,
or whether my child is my daughter or my niece.
Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and,
ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.
Very Happy New Year Funny Jokes
Don't takes this New year funny jokes seriously as jokes are for fun.Read it,enjoy it and forget it.This is the simple formula which you should imply whenever you read any short of funny new year jokes.If you find these Funny New Year Jokes Humors then do share it with your friends and loved ones.
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